Let's talk musicals. With In the Heights currently lighting up cinema screens, I thought I'd revisit one of the oldest and most beloved genres in cinema, and one that I know I can come back to time and time again for some great tunes, energetic performances and a sense of fun that few other genres can offer. And what is a musical without musical numbers? This list was so hard to put together. Getting it down to 20 was so tough but I think I'm happy with what I have. Before we start, I feel like I should run down some ground rules to outline exactly what I look for in a musical number
1.The songs have to be musical numbers, not just songs performed in the film. We're specifically looking at movies where people burst into song and sing how they feel, so that disqualifies the like of Cabaret, The Blues Brothers, School of Rock, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Once and Wild Rose. All great movies, but not quite what we're looking for here
2. I'm mainly looking at musicals, but if a movie has a musical number, even if it's not a musical outside of that, it counts. Think something like Wise Up from Magnolia, one of many honorable mentions for this list
3. I'm rating these on a combination of factors. First off, the song itself. How does it sound? What are the lyrics like? How does it fit into the larger plot of the film? Second, the way the number plays out. Performance is key here, and I'm really going to look at how creatively the song is brought to the screen. Spectacle gets you a long way on this list, and I'll be looking for scenes that go all out in the musical stakes
4. Just to add to the last rule, I won't be factoring in how iconic a song is. This isn't a popularity contest, and while a lot of these songs are really well loved, I'm purely going off of personal preference, so if the song you love from your favourite musical doesn't make the cut, then I'm sorry but this is just my list of songs from musicals that get me going
5. No Disney songs. At least not from their animated films anyway. There's just so many to choose from and I think the only way to honour that correctly is by giving them their own list
Alright, I think that's all the bases covered. This is going to be a big one, so let's crack on while there's still time before the curtain rises. These are my top 20 musical numbers from movies!
20. I'm On My Way (Paint Your Wagon)
Let's kick things off with a great opening song. Paint Your Wagon is an... odd film. I've got a pretty big soft spot for it but between the bulky 154 minute runtime, the unconventional musical numbers and a plot that's thin even by musical standards, it's definitely more of a curio as far as musicals go. Fortunately, it's blessed with an absolute belter of an opener. Starting with this rousing chorus chanting "goooooooold" before kicking off with a spirited ode to the life of a prospector, I'm On My Way has energy to spare. I love the way this thing sounds, with this big group of men on a journey together, celebrating their pursuit of wealth. It's so joyous, and I love the idea of all the different languages that come in a few verses into the song. It really fits for this opener about people coming together in search of one thing, and it starts the film off really nicely
It's only number 20 however, because it kind of slouches in the visual department. It mainly plays over the opening credits, which are fine, but it kind of feels like a waste of this kind of sound. Listen to it on its own and it conjures up images of men dancing around these huge wagon trains, bursting into song out of pure excitement for what they'll find when they start digging. I don't know, it's a lot of energy for such low-key visuals, and even when we do get some footage to go with it, it still feels too relaxed for something that sounds so bombastic. All the same, it's a fun, catchy number, and a great start to this list
19. Journey to the Past (Anastasia)
Anastasia is fine. It's not a bad film, but it's definitely one of the weaker entries in the Don Bluth catalogue, and the imitation Disney style doesn't do much to make it stand out. But my god do those songs bang. This has one of the best soundtracks of any animated film, and I was spoiled for choice, from the glorious Once Upon a December to the unbelievably catchy In the Dark of the Night. But it's Journey to the Past that really does it for me, from the charming, twinkly opening to the huge ballad that blossoms out of it. I love the vocals here, with Liz Callaway absolutely giving it socks as the song builds into this huge, heartfelt ballad. The lyrics are simple but smart, and the way Callaway delivers them really does a great job of reflecting how Anastasia's confidence grows as the song goes on
And then there's the visuals, and my god does this scene look amazing, like a living, breathing painting. I love the designs in this film, and Bluth's animation is as slick and smooth as ever. It perfectly complements the sound of the song, toning down on the lavish designs of a Secret of Nimh or an All Dogs Go to Heaven in favor of simple but effective visuals. Journey to the Past just really stands out among Anastasia's already stacked songbook, and really makes the case for animated music outside of the Disney catalogue
18. Every Sperm is Sacred (The Meaning of Life)
The Life of Brian is not a film about religion. It's also not a musical, but I bring it up because it's frequently cited as Monty Python's great pisstake of Christianity. Personally I've always seen it as a satire on the stupidity of blind groupthink, but if you want to hear the group take religion to task-in song form no less- then look no further than Every Sperm is Sacred, a gloriously brazen take on Catholicism that simultaneously spoofs moral righteousness, anti-contraception mindsets and 1968's Oliver in one fell swoop. It's just really funny, especially as the song goes on and more and more people start to sing about the dangers of wasting sperm. It starts with Michael Palin and his absurdly large family, before throwing in singing statues, a musical corpse, and a cameoing Michael Caine
It's so silly, and if it's not quite on the level of the group's best satire, then it definitely earns points for how far they take the gag. The comedy musical number is an underappreciated art, and Every Sperm is Sacred impresses for just how far they go into the realms of bad taste. It's not big or clever but it is hysterical, and the sheer shock value that comes from seeing this for the first time has to count for something. It also sounds really good, with the jaunty piano giving it that charming Consider Yourself vibe. I don't know, it's just a great joke delivered in song that keeps escalating and escalating, before exploding into pure musical ecstasy. Hang on, that just got really gross
17. Pinball Wizard (Tommy)
Ah yes, the classic set-up: a deaf, dumb and blind boy taking on Elton John in a pinball tournament to win eternal arcade glory. When it comes to the 1975 Whosical, there's a wealth of songs to choose from, but it's the most beloved song in the film that makes it onto this list. And can you blame me for picking it? Trippy camera movement, insane premise and the thumping, catchy music make for an absolute fever dream of a musical number, and part of what gets it on this list is just that: the weirdness of it all. Tommy is a strange film, even among Ken Russell's filmography, and this scene is a perfect encapsulation of the film's surreal genius. Elton John is an amazing addition here, too, from his giant boots to his back and forth with the crowd. He's totally on the film's wavelength, and watching him get more and more exasperated as the song goes on is a real joy. Speaking of, the scene when it switches between their facial expressions, and we get to bask in some beautiful overacting is easily my favourite part of this whole thing
I just love how it embraces the weirdness of Tommy, from the cartoonish set design to the amazingly silly lyrics ("He ain't got no distractions, he plays by sense of smell"), and then combines those things with the huge sound of The Who. It's a standout banger in a rock opera full of them, and in a genre that lives and dies by its concepts, it absolutely aces it. Pinball Wizard is a number that would feel out of place in any other musical but it's right at home amidst the insanity of Tommy. Also I know I mentioned them before but I really just want to know where Elton John gets his boots because wow they're really something
16. The Inquisition (History of the World Part 1)
For as much as I love Mel Brooks, I've never fully gotten on board with History of the World Part 1. It just feels way too inconsistent. I really don't gel with the Stone Age gags or the overlong Ancient Rome stuff, but it also hits some gems that remind me why I fell in love with Brooks in the first place, like Hitler on Ice, the sequence in King Louis' court, and this, a riotous, old-school Broadway style send-up of torture and religious persecution. Mel Brooks thrives off jokes like these, where the worst that humanity has to offer are made to look as ridiculous as possible, and turning the Spanish Inquisition's savagery into song definitely qualifies. He takes something so unspeakably horrible and imbues it with showy satire and his trademark wit
The set design is incredible, the choreography is surprisingly ace for what is clearly a gag musical number, and there's a very knowing approach to how uncomfortable the whole premise is that allows The Inquisition to have aged amazingly well. And that's the thing: this song is undoubtedly in poor taste, but there's something to be said about how much Brook relishes in crossing the line. This is at the heart of everything that he's done in some way or another, and the idea of taking control by being the one laughing rather than the butt of the joke is exactly what makes his gags so sharp, and this is no exception. It just keeps escalating and escalating, until it naturally explodes into a synchronized swim routine complete with killer nuns. Because of course it does
15. I Can Hear the Bells (Hairspray)
John Waters' 1988 Hairspray is great. I love it, a lot, and it'd definitely be one of my favourite musicals.... y'know, if it was one. Yeah, it's a weird one, because the tone is there, the plot's there, and the general Waters campiness is there, but the songs just never come. Don't worry though, because Broadway had our backs on this one, transforming Hairspray into the musical smash it was always destined to be, before gracing cinema yet again by adapting the wonderful tale of Tracy Turnblad into a delightful big screen romp. And I love this film. It's fun as all hell, and never sacrifices the essential Waters spirit in updating the plot. And as Tracy drifts into a blissful daydream. the film's bouncy soundtrack and on-point body positivity really come into effect
I Can Hear the Bells is a fun scene in a film where every scene is bursting with joy, and what I love about this one in particular is what it's able to do on a slightly smaller scale than something like Welcome to the 60s or Big Blonde and Beautiful. I know I said I was looking for spectacle on this list, but I can't think of many dream sequences in films where we don't actually see the dream, and seeing Tracy float through her day, totally lost in a fantasy and confusing everyone around her is too pure not to love. It's another really funny musical number but this one gets extra points for how sweet it is, letting Tracy have her moment and keeping all of the gags in good fun instead of playing the setup entirely for laughs. Hairspray is a good natured film anyway but I love how unabashedly kind this song is. Even when Tracy calls out Amber and the rest of her bullies, there's a strange amount of positivity that could only come from a character as joyfully optimistic as she is. It's a song that makes me float off the ground every time I hear it, and it sums up everything that's great about Hairspray as a film and a concept
14. Luck Be a Lady (Guys and Dolls)
A dingy basement full of spiritually confused gangsters. A game of craps with impossibly high stakes. Marlon Brando breaking out his lesser-seen singing voice. None of these scream showstopper but Guys and Dolls is no ordinary musical, and this is not your average setup for a song. And yet, as Sky desperately pleads with the forces of the universe to grant him the fortune to win the game and make good on an even larger wager, Guys and Dolls finds its best number in the most unlikely of places. The unconventional setting and swinging horns instantly make this one stand out, but what really makes it work is Brando. Sky's swagger shines even as he desperately works to keep his cool. It's basically the internal monologue of a man who has upped the odds a little too much and finds himself having to put his money where his mouth is. In song!
It's just got this perfect swagger to it, where the effortless cool of Marlon Brando perfectly gels with Frank Loesser's brassy, slick lyrics. I also love how the other gangsters come in as the song goes on like some sort of ominous chorus daring Sky to go through with the bet. It's an A+ musical number in a film full of them, and although it's maybe a little on the simple side as far as performances go, the sense of energy and the way it escalates to a huge conclusion always puts a smile on my face. It's a classic, and for good reason
13. Movin' Right Along (The Muppet Movie)
To find exactly what I was looking for, I had to be pretty strict on the rules for this list, and as a result, there were a lot of casualties. I nearly had The Rainbow Connection on here but because that song is largely diegetic (in the original film at least), I couldn't count it without reconsidering the entire formula of the list, and then this would never get done. But it's not like the Muppetverse is lacking when it comes to amazing musical numbers. Shoutout to the reboot and its sequel for really going all in and bringing on Flight of the Conchords' Brett McKenzie to pen the bulk of the soundtrack but for my money, there are few things as joyous as a bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker.
Movin' Right Along is a slightly more low-key tune than some of the other Muppets songs but it's infectiously catchy and packs some gut-bustingly funny lyrics, which really solidify its charm. And that's what gets this song on the list: simple, honest charm. The sheer joy that this track radiates never fails to put a smile on my face, and because it's in what is essentially a Muppet origin story, it also perfectly lays out the MO of these fuzzy freaks- do whatever it takes to do what you love, no matter how questionable your talent is. As Fozzie and Kermit speed down the road to Hollywood, this folksy tune scores their journey to stardom. It's everything I love about the Muppets bottled and shaken up until it pops and sprays down pure puppety glee all over the audience. It's also got a sneaky Big Bird cameo. And you can't hate a scene that does that
12. La Resistance (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)
There's an alarming amount of people who see Bigger, Longer and Uncut as some sort of parody musical which is ridiculous because it's A) a full-blooded, smartly written collection of absolute showstoppers and B) one of the best animated musicals ever made. As for the best song? That's a tough one, but why choose one when you can pick several rolled into one? La Resistance may not be what everyone thinks when they think of this film and that's fine, but I love how it samples a little bit of each of the movie's best tunes. A little bit of Blame Canada, a dash of Satan wishing for a better life, a snippet of Terrence and Philip celebrating fucking uncles as they prepare to be executed, all the best stuff from the first two thirds of this insane pisstake.
It sends up the big rousing medleys that so many musicals open their third acts with and just does it so damn well. It functions as a piecemover that sets up the climax while also being absolutely fucking hilarious and giving almost every character a moment to shine, and that's not an easy thing to do. As the army of children prepare to go to war with their mothers who have already declared war on Canada while the devil gets ready to invade Earth and the dads of South Park prepare to be entertained, Parker and Stone kick things up a notch and go all Les Mis on us, and the result is a banger that's almost ready for Broadway. Just need to take out all the uncle-fucking first
11. The Hell of It (Phantom of the Paradise)
Okay, cards on the table time: I'm cheating slightly, because this song is never actually performed in the movie- only over the end credits- but Paul Williams did perform this in character on a Brady Bunch variety show in the mid-70s so I'm counting it because when else would I get a chance to talk about Phantom of the Paradise? A musical fuck-you to the buffoonish Beef with such venomous lyrics as "If I could live my life half as worthlessly as you, I'm convinced that I'd wind up burning too", The Hell of It just drips poison and I love every minute of it. Brian de Palma's rock opera-update on the classic Gaston Leroux tale is truly bonkers and spends every minute of its runtime jabbing at the monsters of the entertainment industry, so ending it with evil record producer Swan literally seething with so much hatred that it could only manifest itself through song was a touch of genuis
The lyrics are witty and sharp, the song itself is bouncy and catchy and Williams' voice is perfect for this. His tone is so mild that it's easy to see Swan bubble with passive-aggressive acid as he's destroying Beef's legacy line-by-line. The only thing keeping this out of the top ten is the lack of any kind of visual aspect to speak of. Yes he's performed it elsewhere but it really does feel like they wasted the best song in the film on the end credits, and given how raucous Phantom's staging is, it feels like such a missed opportunity not to have its villain kick off in fabulous fashion. All the same, I'm just glad we got it at all
And that does it for part one. Stay tuned as I rattle off my top ten musical numbers of all time. I'd recommend bringing an umbrella